Yep, that's me! I'm fucking ridiculous thank you very much. Makes things interesting, you know? I'd rather be fucking ridiculous than some miserable, bitter, and boring individual. I may not have had any parents in my later teenage years, although truly I think around that time we all believe we don't need them around anyways, but my parents did teach me to be kind and considerate. Even in my drunken stupor I could tell the man was...off. I don't know him very well, but like all men happiness can be brought to them if they have some food. Mornings suck in general so muffins were a good way to start the day. Of course that meant I had to sneak into his bedroom every morning which I have to admit for all this time doing it and this is the first time I got caught really says something. Either I'm really that good about sneaking about or the Alpha of the West is an extremely deep sleeper. For argument's sake let's say it's both! Although for a man to not be troubled by anyone coming in and out of his room while he slept, he sure has a thing about crumbs being left in his bed. Having crumbs in your bed isn't fun, but you are encouraged to clean your sheets and who doesn't like to climb into bed after your bed sheets are washed? Sometimes they're still warm, and then you'll be in like a heated, comfortable cocoon. I should point that out to him, but his comment about me being easy to get in his bed, threw all such thoughts away. If he wanted to be playful I would return it in kind, whether I made him uncomfortable or not. When he didn't engage further I grinned, satisfied that I had won, and went back to munching my muffin â€" carefully.

The sound of what sort of day he would have was absolutely boring. If I get to have a day off then surely the King of the West ought to take some time off too. However, I'm not that gracious and kind. If he was going to go with me then he needed to be a friend. I don't have too many friends here and going to a theme park alone didn't sound that much fun. So, I'd like to have a friend and his acceptance to being a friend was acceptable. He seemed okay with going to such a fun place...and really he should be. We're achieving this unwanted dream of his â€" to ride a roller coaster and eat funnel cake. Honestly, you can't say you have lived if you haven't devoured that sugary treat or feel like you're about to die going hundreds of miles along twists and turns. His inquiry about funnel cake just increased my personal goal today to ensure the man tried that particular theme park goodie. What the hell did he do to never go to a fun park as a kid? Were his parents that strict? I mean there were times when my parents got after me, but they always made sure I had some fun wherever we went. Nodding my head I take my cell phone and look up a funnel cake for him to see. Holding up my cell phone his way I explain exactly what this delightful food is.

"Yea, funnel cake. It's a cake made of batter that is poured through a funnel into hot fat or oil and it's deep-friend until crisp. Then you sprinkle it with sugar...a lot of sugar."

Now we can't go on the fun rides or eat some delicious food, because someone needs to get out of bed and dressed. Playfully I snatch one of his pillows and smack him with it. But he wasn't moving as quickly as he should be and I continued the assault even further. I can't help, but yelp in surprise when he shoves me to the side. Okay, so I was expecting him to retaliate, but I didn't have to be literally shoved into the wall. I'm about to smack him with the pillow one more time but he's already over at his dresser. Good. Once he shuts the door to his bathroom I take my phone and pull up an app for a delivery. Easing out of bed I grab the sheets making his bed. With the final pillow placed on the bed I grab another muffin and head on out of his room with the door shut. Seeing the curly-haired woman I make my way over towards her, giving her the muffin, and we sit and chat for a bit, waiting for Tetradore to appear. Once he makes his appearance Raven walks over to speak with him for a moment, and once their done I make my way over to him.

"Come on then let's go! Here, you can browse through to see the different rides they have. There's a description that tells you what kind of ride it is, the speed, and what to expect."

Handing him my phone I turn around and head towards the door and down the metal plank to the silver Audi R8 that's parked. Gosh that vehicle looks completely out of place here. I'm honestly surprised no one tried to steal it. Opening the door I slide on in and turn the car on with the press of a button. Once the were-panther is buckled in I propel the car forward and off we go on our adventure today. I wave towards the panel letting Tetradore have the ability to change the music if needed. It's on a classic rock station and as much as I enjoy music the volume isn't that loud. You can listen to the music and have an easy conversation. Although he doesn't seem like the type that wants to talk all the time so I just stay quiet and respond if he says something. Eventually we make our way over towards the theme park. Once I put the car in park I grin at him and hop on out. Making our way towards the entrance I grab my phone back from him and turn on the app again. While adults and children are standing in line to get in I wave over to him to this other side of the entrance. Taking my phone out I hand it over towards the gatekeeper, and he swipes it, and encourages us to come in. After being patted down, to ensure we don't have weapons on our person, he hands us a red band and snaps it on around our wrists. Once we enter the park there's a large spinning carousel with kids already on it. Grabbing a map I hand it over towards Tetradore.

"So, these red bands allow us to not stand in line with everyone else, it's kind of like a fast pass. I mean we still have to wait in line, but it won't be that long of a wait. Was there any ride you were interested in trying, or is there a spot on the map you're interested in going in? Over here in the East you have your water rides. It's supposed to be hot today so if you do those rides you can dry off. Although it's best not to start your day or end your day with this one. Over there on the West you have wooden roller coasters with that old timey south theme, and yes it's completely safe and surprisingly fast. You got your futuristic themed rides over here to the North. If you are willing to lose money you can try to win a few games here in the South. You shouldn't be hungry, but if you are all the food is over here between the wooden roller coasters and the games. side of the park. And this spot, right here far north of the water rides...you stay away from...that's the kiddie park and I don't do well with children. We can either walk to your ride or take the train and we'll stop at the section of the park."

With a small smile I wait quite patiently for Tetradore to decide just how he was going to start this adventure.

Calliel Alosi

Now I'm Unbreakable, It's Unmistakable