Donovan chuckled aloud at the situation that fell upon him. He didn't expect this to happen. This was something that happened in stupid romance-comedy movies where one person shows up and then another does. Except they all stay friends and two of them end up dating while the third stays supportive and happy while finding their own love.
He scoffed at the thought of such a cliche outcome and took a slight sip of his lemon drop. The tartness and the slight sting of the alcohol was perfect. But he couldn't help but laugh at the prior comment of the blonde woman. He turned to her and the other male that had a strange smell to him, but at least it wasn't as annoying as hers.
"Yes, we were about to start talking pleasantries and all that cliche shit huh?"
He stated with a crooked smirk as he sat his drink on a napkin and licked his lips in excitement. It had been a long time since he had been in a situation like this, and he could see that there was a lot of fun to be had. He tilted his head towards the two and put his hands together as they sat on the wooden surface of the bar.
"Donovan... Donovan Parker.. Were as you two already figured out. Must be nice to have the scent gland that is almost the equivalent to a bear. Hope you find me as interesting as my 'selection of tattoos'. Even though all these have a meaning, which you're welcome to ask about if you're bored with each other already."
Donovan spoke facetiously, as he cracked another crooked smile across his lips and took a sip of his lemon drop, then turned to the female with a raised eyebrow. He chuckled again and would pop his tattooed knuckles intentionally. He knew not everyone liked the sound or action, and he was all about bothering one or both of them if he could.
"Not my kind of drink you say? Funny, I didn't realize having classy taste in drinks was dictated by one's appearance. If that's the case, why aren't you having a Sex on the Beach? "
There he went again with that facetious and sarcastic tone of voice. He knew he'd have the two of them chomping at the bit in no time if he kept this up.
Donovan then turned to the other male who was sharply dressed and well groomed. This sight didn't shock him at all. This was just another guy that was stumbling upon a bar, probably looking for a pretty little thing to hang out with. He turned forward and lifted his glass up to his lips and took a sip.
"So, two fairies and a were in a pub? Sounds like a bad joke with an even worse punch line."
He exclaimed as he slammed the last of his drink down like it was nothing, and didn't even feel the warmth or burn of the alcohol.
"Another one if you please. I'm gonna need it, especially with these two rowdy ones I have."
Donovan said to the bartender, who set to work on making another lemon drop, as he turned to the pair and flashed both of them a cheeky wink. This little game was turning out to be more fun than he expected, and he hoped it lasted awhile.